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I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got
my courage up
I asked to hold my hand.
I took me to a
restaurant
and then a movie show.
I put my arm around me
in the most
secluded row.
I whispered sweetly in my ear
of happiness and
bliss,
and then I almost slapped me
when I tried to steal a
kiss.
Then afterwards I walked me home
and since I'm so polite
I
thanked me for a perfect date
and wished myself goodnight.
There's
just one little problem
and it kind of hur... |
